NOTE: Trollpasta originally written by GREEN0704 of the Minecraft Creepypasta Wiki.
Me wants to curl up and die. Me want fart for dinner. Poop is a delicious, and I love it when it is runny! So yumy! I want som Menecarft! Ima ger play it. A shep is starin at a pig. It's so smarte. They can have childs! I will feed them tree to attract them to each other! They r kissen and tuchin nostrils. Delicious pig nostrils are considered a delicacy to the Cat Birds of 1457! They made child. It is a Shig! The Shig apparently likes to poop everywhere including my house. My house is now covered in bird poop and frogs. OMG IT'S HEROBRINE!!!! HE IS KISSING NOTCH AND HARTS R APPEARING!!!! THEY MADE CHILDS!!!! THEY ARE CLLAD MERPY, DERPY, SERPY, AND JOHN CENARPY!!!! THEY LOOK YUMMY!!! I TOOK SOME PEE AND ATE THEM WITH IT!!! NOTCH AND HEROBRINE DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO THEY BAN ME. THEY SUCK!!! I MADE NEW ACCOUNT AND MADE THE SAME A WORLD AGAIN!!! I SAW NOTCH AND HEROBRINE MAKIN OUT SO I SUMMONED ROBLOX PLAYERS TO KILL EM! WE WON! YAY! PARTY IN JOHN CENARPY'S GIANT MOUNTIAN FORTRESS CLOUD ELEPHANT!!! EVERYONE WAS FED TREE AND HAD BABYS!!! I NOW HAVE 283737388238384883837373 SONS AND 28736467888272737373822838 DAUGHTERS!!!! I ATE THEM ALL FOR BREAKFEST AND USED MY RUNNY POOP FOR DRESSING!!!! I ATE A MAILBOX AND USED IT TO MURDER MY ROOMATE'S COUSIN'S WIFE'S SISTER'S BROTHER'S VIRTUAL REALTIY FOREST!!! I TOOK A KNIFE AND KILLED MYSELF!!! I RESURRECTED IN A JESUS LIKE FASION 8273466463372727626262727828228837374744737838292947378274-44-733737373747474747474747#::$"+%+%+$773745774+3+: MINUITES LATER!!!! Dep has disconnected. Dep has disconnected. Dep has disconnected. Dep has disconnected. Dep has disconnected. Dep has disconnected. Dep has turned into a dip. Nevermind he always was one. Dip has disconnected. Dip has disconnected. Dip has disconnected. Dip has disconnected. Dip has disconnected. JOOOHHHHNNNN CEEEENNNNNNAAAAA YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DOOOOONNANANANANANNANANANANOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD TRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! MMMMMRRRRRRRR SHHHHHEEEEEPPPPPSSSSSS BUUUUTTTTTTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUHTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUTUTUTTUTUUTUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUETUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTULTUTUTUTUTUUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUPTUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUMTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUUTTUTUEUTUTTUTUTUTUUTTUUUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUT!TUTUTUTUUTTUTUTUUTUTUTUTUUTTUTUTUTUTUTUUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUTUUTUTUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUTTUTUTUUTTUTUTUTUUTUTTUUTUTUTHTUTHTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?m?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!