I ran out of ideas for creepypastas so I'll just post this instead:
I walked into the Hershey’s chocolate factory, prepared for the night of my life. You see, I was hired by a rival company to prove that there was poison in Hershey’s chocolate. The logic behind all this? You see, since McDonald’s has to get rid of the leftover feces they cook in there, and they just “donated” some “supplies” to Hershey’s, this must mean Hershey’s is using feces in their food.
Anyway, I walked up to the receptionist and demanded a tour of the factory. She said no. I asked again, this time saying please. She let me in, and what I saw I will never forget.
Here is the step-by-step process on how to make Hershey’s chocolate:
1 McDonald’s Happy Meal (i.e. poop) preferably rotten
10 Bottles of pure chlorine gas
785 tablespoons of worms
9001 ounces of love (baby hearts)
5 pieces of propaganda
Step One: Put all the ingredients in a lead pot, shake it for -53.65632652 milliseconds, and hope for the best.
OH NO THEY'RE COMING 4 ME I'M ON DA RUN FIND ME IN THE ALLEYWAYS BEHIND THE CHURCH WHERE NOBODY CONGREGATES HELP I TELL MORE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11